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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

My fiction up at ERWA May/June in the Galleries

Find three stories of mine and two pieces of flash fiction in the story Galleries.

Enjoy.

xxoo!

from Valentine Bonnaire


Sunday, April 21, 2013

A first kiss, and all that it means...

I'm going to be writing a little Romantic novella based in the Regency period, called "The Locket."

It's only 12,000 words or so.  It will be the second time I write about a first kiss.  I don't think men understand about "that kiss."

I've written a novel about a first crush called "Heart of Clouds."  Right now you can read it free online, but in the novel one of the things that happens is a real first kiss.  Between a girl and boy on a beach.

I'd love to know your thoughts from the male end?

One of the things I did in the book was put this really great guy, well there are several great guys, but -- it's Mr. Honeygarten.  He's very old -- maybe in his 80's?  Well, this is a very romantic sort of novel because Mr. Honeygarten was in love once, with a girl named Claire.

One of the things that happens in the novel is that Mr. Honeygarten teaches my character Teenie about what a first crush is, by telling her about his.  It's a sweet story.  I think you'll like it!

Here is the Pinterest board of images that go with it, so you can see the world these characters live in.

Here is where you can read the book, right now, at the link below the cover.  It's only 229 pages or so, but it can take your mind off all the horror of the news right now.

Click the link into Wattpad where the story lives right now.

Go back in time and remember your first kiss and first crush.  You will!

It's been called an intergenerational love story and it is.

I hope the book really touches the hearts all around the world.

xxoo!



Saturday, April 20, 2013

Truth about sex!

The truth of the matter is, most heterosexual men haven't had any great sex.  And?  They would love to.  That is what this book of mine is about.

Do you want to know how men affect women?

Do you want to read about real love?

Do you want to know what Vanilla people do?

Then you want my book.

It will warm your loins, touch your heart, make you smile, satisfy your curiosity about other men, and make you a better lover.  That's the truth!

xxoo!

Valentine Bonnaire

(Out of all my short stories, this collection does all the above -- plus?  You will get a stiffy and not need any Viagra.  Also?  You will not feel like a failure as a man).

And you thought only women read literary -- wrong!


Thursday, April 18, 2013

Big news! xxoo!

This is a very exciting day for me.

I wish I was out celebrating, because?  My short story "Flowering" has just been published in a book by Constable & Robinson.

Look!
xxoo!

What I write?  Is sexy heterosexual erotica.

If you like that?

You are going to like my other book -- "Gardenias."

So happy today!

So happy.

The book is on the shelves all over the London world, and June 25 it will be all over the shelves in America. 

Go look!  See if you see it?  And tell me what you thought of my short story "Flowering."  There are some fabulous tales in the book, written by the top Literary Erotica writers.  August company.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

What is foreplay?

I'm working up a little short story today called "Tendresse" that is going to be about foreplay in the classic sense.

Vanilla lovers do a lot of that?

It could look like this fabulous picture...

It's a nice image of what that looks like. 

Foreplay goes both ways, but if you are the woman it's really nice to be kissed.  The best lovers?

Kiss.


Friday, April 12, 2013

The sexiest book in the world!

I wrote it.

Here is the first short story in it!

http://vbonnaire.wordpress.com/2013/04/12/the-sexiest-book-in-the-world/

xxoo!

from Valentine Bonnaire

ps: take your mind off all the crummy scary news by reading my book... it will be the best $5.99 you ever spent, and thanks to the fabulous PressBooks I can now translate it into several languages if you can't understand English.

Isn't that exciting?

xxoo!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Doing a reading of "Gardenias" for you. #sexy fiction my book of short stories...

You know you want this book.  You do.  Here is a partial reading from the first short story of mine.  The book is called "Gardenias" because of this story...

xxoo!
Enjoy....

(hopes my voice sounded okay!)

I'm amazingly better on the page.  I love English accents, wish I had one.  *Sigh*

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Classic Literary Erotica what is it?

It's scandalous!

Writers like Pauline Reage and Anais Nin wrote it.

Who reads it?

Literary people.

Like you.

Here is a story of mine that is after these two, in a sense.  It should curl your toes.

If a writer intends to curls your toes, they can.

"Les Rubans"


Monday, April 1, 2013

April and National Poetry Month xxoo!

This is the beautiful poster for National Poetry Month 2013...
It has all my favorite things.  Pretty papers and fountain pens.

I'm working on a 12,000 word novella in the moment -- doing the research for that, at any rate called "The Locket" -- it's romantic.  The era of the Romantic poets and so I think this month I'll try to do a romantic and erotic poem each day.  Some of the themes in the book have to do with "The Sublime" and the hunt all the Romantics were on to find it.  Like say, Wordsworth.  I'll more than likely be writing the poems over in WordPress at my blog Valentine Bonnaire if you want to follow along.

In the meantime, that silly poem I wrote last month is up a ERWA...

"a kiss upon the stair" -- you can read that here.http://www.erotica-readers.com/GD/S/Erotic_Poetry.htm

So, I love this picture because it represents many things about the Romantic period in art...
Love as perpetual rose garden of dreams.

Enjoy the poem!

xxoo!

Valentine Bonnaire